Get Yer Shit Collectively Already…

Effectively, it took 8 months longer than I anticipated, however the brand new ebook has formally been submitted for publishing! Now comes the ever-dicey “evaluate” by the overlords at Amazon. With the insane censorship in place today, I can’t presumably predict what’ll occur. However I acquired away with dozens of politically incorrect sentiments in my final tome with out situation, and I even eliminated the “Suck My Balls, Amazon!” subliminal message I buried on the entrance cowl of the brand new ebook simply to hedge my bets. I suppose my solely considerations are the chapters the place I discussed faux viruses, phony holocausts, and being a fan of Hitler. Oh effectively, what’s executed it executed. Truly, I’m fairly certain the fascist social media algorithms at present in place solely goal “offenders” who get too many views posting concepts that go in opposition to the mainstream narrative. It’s extraordinarily unlikely I’ll ever have a “reputation” downside, haha. All the time finest to remain below the radar.

I’ve been derelict in writing new weblog posts, and for that I apologize, however my consideration has solely been targeted upon the brand new ebook (yeah, proper, for those who imagine that, you’re a silly motherfucker).

Okay, honestly, although I’ve been writing steadily, I’ve additionally been obsessive about getting my boat on the water. Renovations take time, and you may solely achieve this a lot work in every week whenever you nonetheless stay guiltily obliged to work 30 hours or extra within the slave-job you thought you stop…

Let’s evaluate how that transpired…

Mike (drunk on the patio on his time off): Dude, I’m quitting subsequent 12 months on April tenth to work on my boat full-time subsequent summer season. That provides you 9 month’s discover to discover a new kitchen supervisor. Losers who unexpectedly impregnate their girlfriends don’t get that a lot warning.

Boss: That’s honest.

9 months later…

Boss: You have been critical?

Fuck. I suppose I shoulda seen that coming…

Boss: Are you able to at the very least assist out on Friday and Saturday until we discover some employees? We want you, Mike!

Mike: Tremendous, for two months, then I’m executed.

2 months later…

Boss: Mike, I actually need you Sundays. We’re fucked! Only for a bit…

Mike (heavy sigh): Okay, simply till you rent individuals.

Effectively, it’s fucking September and the one individuals we’ve employed rightfully belong in psychological establishments. Not as a result of they’re wicked in thought and thoughts like I’m, however as a result of they’re TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LIVE!

Sorry. I discover venting useful. And if I sound unsuitable for eager to kill these fool motherfuckers, or at the very least jam a paring knife into my temple to finish the ache of my interplay with people who ought to have been aborted as fetuses, simply fucking cope with it with out judging me an excessive amount of. I’ll take some deep breaths within the subsequent few moments, and my grief and stress will rapidly develop into forgotten.

As I used to be about to get into some philosophical rant about how a lot I really love my bosses, and would most likely bend over backwards for them until the top of time to assist their enterprise, my pc simply pinged me…

A message from Amazon… the brand new ebook is stay!

Fuck yeah!

However don’t purchase something but. Gimme a pair weeks to kind out typos and compile the E-book. I’ll ship out an official “New E book Get together” memo within the close to future, though the brand new ebook social gathering will possible be me ingesting alone on my sailboat.

I’ll end my practice of considered guilt, duty, and selection one other time, however, for now, I’m gonna go hunt down a heroin supplier to have fun.

Haha, simply kidding.

I’m in search of crack.

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