Life

Sink, Swim, or Float — Your name, Fuckface!


I keep in mind sitting on my girlfriend’s sofa 8 years in the past, having a dialogue together with her about what choices had been left to stay as freely as attainable on this insane asylum we lovingly discuss with as Planet Earth. As prisoners in an open-air pen that we name our “nation,” how might we skirt the system — to slide beneath the radar, and absolutely discover our god-given autonomy?

It wasn’t lengthy earlier than a realization occurred…

The fucking sea! The final true Wild West people can nonetheless exploit if they’ve the balls to push a frontier of exploration.

We ended up bookmarking a bunch of sailboats on the market (sail, haha) that day, absolutely conscious we neither had the assets nor expertise to deliver the concept to fruition.

However the thought caught.

So with out rehashing the journey I’ve blogged about on this ridiculous web site I name BonerFruit, let’s simply get to the nitty-gritty of why I’m scripting this…

The S.S. BonerFruit is on the water! And I fucking like it!

You need some perception into the way to stay free and comfortable?

Easy, bitches… observe your fucking coronary heart, and revel in every trial and tribulation that unfolds. Speedy gratification is a lie offered to you by the fucking puppet-masters. If you wish to make any headway in your grand scheme of happiness, you could go all-in, and dedicate your time to the shit that rocks your world, regardless of how lengthy it takes.

Certain, it’s true I nonetheless haven’t any clue what I’m doing, however I giveth not a fuck.

You wanna know what I’ve realized? Each day you follow your craft leads you at some point nearer to mastering your ardour. You possibly can sit in your shitty sofa and watch Netflix all night time cuz you “had a foul day,” or “felt confused,” solely to get up to whine to your fool co-workers within the morning about how life is unfair, burdensome, and stacked in opposition to you, or you’ll be able to simply recover from your bullshit fears and stay every second to the fullest, hellbent on climbing no matter mountain screams to you the loudest.

Am I gonna die crossing an ocean? Most likely. However there’s no option to know until I strive.

Maybe that’s a becoming sentiment to finish this publish…

How do you wish to spend the remainder of your time on this planet?

In concern of loss of life?

Or in concern of life?

Suck on that one for a bit, I’m going to mattress.

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